beastlies:

This big fella is on the postcard, and I showed some progress shots way back when I was painting him, but I figured maybe this would be a good time for some more detailed views of him.  I’ve gotten kind of fond of my little buddy here.

No surprise, he’s heading for the Dubious Beasts: Symbiosis show in Cannon Beach next weekend.

(If you want to get a peek at what’s up with the other half of the DB:S show, here’s a nice piece about Shing at WonderCon!)

rapeculturerealities:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Plus if it’s really that much of a problem masturbation is always an option.  Any dude who’d rather pressure someone into having sex against their will rather than masturbate is not only a terrible human being he’s a rapist and should be run from, quickly.

vintagehusky:

steampup:

ouijubell:

queeristic:

Food hacks:

Replace everything good with everything gross and expensive.

Okay, cause I’m gonna make a pitcher of kool-aid that doesn’t take super bitter with stevia for the same price. No.

No.

Are we all just supposed to be made of money now?

if I use Stevia, it will have ricin in it and I will die. 

Not only is most of this a shit ton more expensive, but it’s also gross tasting. I can’t stand the taste of nearly all of these alternatives.

(Source: amroyounes)

t1psygnostalgic:

ALRIGHTY GANG HERES THE GIVEAWAY IVE BEEN BLATHERING ON ABOUT FOR A FEW WEEKS

RULES

  • must be following me, as this is a giveaway for my followers!
  • reblogs and likes both count, however many u want idc. just dont spam your dash thats just annoying
  • giveaway blogs and sideblogs dont count
  • ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hours or a new winner will be picked
  • must be 18+ or have parents permission for address giving
  • ill ship to anywhere since besides the horns ill be shipping straight to the winner 
  • ends june 15th

PRIZES

  • 1 pair of contacts under $25 from either pinky paradise or uniqso
  • 1 wig under $25 from anywhere on the internet
  • 3 pairs of red cherry fake eyelashes
  • $50 worth of merch from any fandom from ebay/amazon/anywhere else on the internet that i was too lazy to get a logo for
  • 1 pair of troll cosplay horns handmade by me. literally anyone. i like a challenge. i cant guarantee a quick production timeline, my megido horns took me 3 weeks but they look fantastic
  • 3-5 bags of candy!!! yaaay
  • maybe other stuff will get tossed in who knows

if this ends up getting a ton of notes, i might add in a 2nd and 3rd place!

good luck!!!!!!

t1psygnostalgic:

ALRIGHTY GANG HERES THE GIVEAWAY IVE BEEN BLATHERING ON ABOUT FOR A FEW WEEKS

RULES

  • must be following me, as this is a giveaway for my followers!
  • reblogs and likes both count, however many u want idc. just dont spam your dash thats just annoying
  • giveaway blogs and sideblogs dont count
  • ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hours or a new winner will be picked
  • must be 18+ or have parents permission for address giving
  • ill ship to anywhere since besides the horns ill be shipping straight to the winner 

PRIZES

  • 1 pair of contacts under $25 from either pinky paradise or uniqso
  • 1 wig under $25 from anywhere on the internet
  • 3 pairs of red cherry fake eyelashes
  • $50 worth of merch from any fandom from ebay/amazon/anywhere else on the internet that i was too lazy to get a logo for
  • 1 pair of troll cosplay horns handmade by me. literally anyone. i like a challenge. i cant guarantee a quick production timeline, my megido horns took me 3 weeks but they look fantastic
  • 3-5 bags of candy!!! yaaay
  • maybe other stuff will get tossed in who knows

if this ends up getting a ton of notes, i might add in a 2nd and 3rd place!

good luck!!!!!!

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